

Desire to Retire
Some dream of hustle—others dream of hammocks. The "Desire to Retire" tee features a vacationing cow in full send mode: shades on, cold drink in hoof, and absolutely no meetings on the calendar. Printed in bold purple and white on a dessert taupe 100% preshrunk cotton box tee, this one's for the early-exit energy crowd.
Wear it with: swim trunks and flip flops on beach days or with joggers and slides when you're mentally OOO.
Wear it to: the company retreat, your in-laws' house, or wherever passive income is being manifested.
Fabric Features:
- 260 GSM/ 7.7 OZ
- 26 DOUBLE RING SPUN COMBED JERSEY
- OVERSIZED WIDE FIT
- DROP SHOULDER
- 100% COMBED COTTON PRE-SHRUNK
- RIBBED NECKBAND
- DOUBLE NEEDLE STITCH AT HEM AND SLEEVES
- PIGMENT DYED
- *REACTIVE DYED
Specs |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Width |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
Length |
26 |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
Desire to Retire
Some dream of hustle—others dream of hammocks. The "Desire to Retire" tee features a vacationing cow in full send mode: shades on, cold drink in hoof, and absolutely no meetings on the calendar. Printed in bold purple and white on a dessert taupe 100% preshrunk cotton box tee, this one's for the early-exit energy crowd.
Wear it with: swim trunks and flip flops on beach days or with joggers and slides when you're mentally OOO.
Wear it to: the company retreat, your in-laws' house, or wherever passive income is being manifested.
Fabric Features:
- 260 GSM/ 7.7 OZ
- 26 DOUBLE RING SPUN COMBED JERSEY
- OVERSIZED WIDE FIT
- DROP SHOULDER
- 100% COMBED COTTON PRE-SHRUNK
- RIBBED NECKBAND
- DOUBLE NEEDLE STITCH AT HEM AND SLEEVES
- PIGMENT DYED
- *REACTIVE DYED
Specs |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Width |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
Length |
26 |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |